Anonymous said: Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D
i like this but i don’t know why.
imagine at cecil and carlos’ wedding the celebrant goes “Do you, Cecil Palmer, take Carlos…” and they say his last name
and cecil goes “what?” and gets really confused because he thought carlos’ last name was “the scientist” and he was really looking forward to being able to change his name to “cecil the scientist”
so then after the ceremony carlos gets both their names changed so they’re “Carlos and Cecil the scientist”
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god